Sarcastic Oversized Shirt Therapist Quote Going Out Chaos

Oversized, drop-shoulder fit = instant emotional armor.
Double-sided art: statement on the front, attitude on the back.
Signature branding: printed inner neck tag + left-sleeve mark.
Premium 220 g/m² combed cotton—soft hand, substantial weight.
Original artwork by The Cynical Cat Coven (witchy, feminist, dark humor).
Designed to last and age beautifully.

These aren’t one-off products. Each illustration is a collectible piece you can curate over time across formats: framed posters, oversized tees, mugs, notebooks, and digital prints. Build a moody gallery wall, pair it with a statement tee, or let your coffee mug carry the same witchy bite. Your space and your style, speaking the same message.
Want a different format?
If you love an illustration and can’t find it in the product you want, message me on and I’ll create a custom just for you. Most format switches are possible (poster ↔ tee ↔ mug ↔ notebook ↔ digital), with a 2–6 business day turnaround.
Note: artwork itself stays true to the original; slight layout tweaks may apply to fit each product.

Free Shipping US/UK/EU 🤍

Processing: 2–6 business days.
Transit after dispatch:
• USA: 3–6 business days
• UK: 4–8 business days
• EU: 4–10 business days
Estimated delivery shown at checkout = processing + transit. Items may ship separately.
Returns: If your package gets lost or your item arrives damaged, message me right away and I’ll either replace it or issue a full refund.

⚠️ During Black Friday & Christmas, chaos slows everything. Order early.

Fit & Fabric

• Unisex oversized cut with drop shoulders, relaxed drape
• 100% combed cotton, 220 g/m² / 6.5 oz/yd²
• Ribbed crew neckline, reinforced seams
  

Print & Branding

• Front + back DTG print with water-based inks
• Left-sleeve mini mark for a subtle brand hit
• Printed inner neck tag (size + brand) for a tag-free feel
• Artwork is proportionally scaled by size; small placement variations may occur

Care

• Machine wash cold, inside out, gentle cycle
• Non-chlorine bleach only when needed
• Tumble dry low or hang dry
• Cool iron inside out if needed; do not iron the print
• Do not dry clean
  

Notes

• Colors can vary slightly from screen to fabric

• We don’t do piles of merch waiting in warehouses. We conjure each piece when you ask for it. One order = one spell.
• No mass production, no overstock — every piece is summoned just for you
• Original design by The Cynical Cat Coven
• Drink. Smoke. Cry cute. Wear it anyway.