TheCynicalCatCoven
Sarcastic Oversized Shirt Give Them a Reason Quot
Sarcastic Oversized Shirt Give Them a Reason Quot
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“If someone hates you for no reason… give them a damn good one.”
This oversized shirt is not for people who blend in. It’s for those who own their sarcasm, live unapologetically, and leave others wondering if they should clap or cry.
Bold, dark, and a little dangerous — just like you.
Perfect for feminists, rebels, misfits, and queens with a “don’t fuck with me” vibe.
Style it with boots, dark eyeliner, or a stare that kills.
Why You’ll Love It
Why You’ll Love It
Oversized, drop-shoulder fit = instant emotional armor.
Double-sided art: statement on the front, attitude on the back.
Signature branding: printed inner neck tag + left-sleeve mark.
Premium 220 g/m² combed cotton—soft hand, substantial weight.
Original artwork by The Cynical Cat Coven (witchy, feminist, dark humor).
Designed to last and age beautifully.
These aren’t one-off products. Each illustration is a collectible piece you can curate over time across formats: framed posters, oversized tees, mugs, notebooks, and digital prints. Build a moody gallery wall, pair it with a statement tee, or let your coffee mug carry the same witchy bite. Your space and your style, speaking the same message.
Want a different format?
If you love an illustration and can’t find it in the product you want, message me on and I’ll create a custom just for you. Most format switches are possible (poster ↔ tee ↔ mug ↔ notebook ↔ digital), with a 2–6 business day turnaround.
Note: artwork itself stays true to the original; slight layout tweaks may apply to fit each product.
Shipping & Processing
Shipping & Processing
Free Shipping US/UK/EU 🤍
Processing: 2–6 business days.
Transit after dispatch:
• USA: 3–6 business days
• UK: 4–8 business days
• EU: 4–10 business days
Estimated delivery shown at checkout = processing + transit. Items may ship separately.
Returns: If your package gets lost or your item arrives damaged, message me right away and I’ll either replace it or issue a full refund.
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Details & Specs
Details & Specs
Fit & Fabric
- Unisex oversized cut with drop shoulders, relaxed drape
- 100% combed cotton, 220 g/m² / 6.5 oz/yd²
- Ribbed crew neckline, reinforced seams
Print & Branding
- Front + back DTG print with water-based inks
- Left-sleeve mini mark for a subtle brand hit
- Printed inner neck tag (size + brand) for a tag-free feel
- Artwork is proportionally scaled by size; small placement variations may occur
Care
- Machine wash cold, inside out, gentle cycle
- Non-chlorine bleach only when needed
- Tumble dry low or hang dry
- Cool iron inside out if needed; do not iron the print
- Do not dry clean
Notes
- Colors can vary slightly from screen to fabric
How It’s Made
How It’s Made
- We don’t do piles of merch waiting in warehouses. We conjure each piece when you ask for it. One order = one spell.
- No mass production, no overstock — every piece is summoned just for you
- Original design by The Cynical Cat Coven
- Drink. Smoke. Cry cute. Wear it anyway.
