TheCynicalCatCoven

Sarcastic Oversized Shirt Emotional Quote Passive Aggressive

$58.00 USD

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"All I did was tell them how I felt."
And suddenly you're the problem.
This shirt is for those of us who’ve been punished for simply… expressing a damn feeling.

Soft, oversized, and emotionally unstable in the best way possible.

For anxious icons, sarcastic witches, and anyone whose honesty makes people squirm.
Unisex oversized fit
Thick, soft cotton that holds your emotional baggage
Print-on-demand with eco ink
Zero stock. Zero overproduction. Zero regrets.
Original design by The Cynical Cat Coven

Shipping

⏳ Processing: 2–5 business days (we make it just for you).
🚚 Delivery:
- U.S.: 5–9 business days
- U.K. & Europe: 6–11 business days
- Rest of world: varies by postal gods

⚠️ During Black Friday & Christmas, chaos slows everything. Order early.
It’s not Amazon Prime. It’s art. Worth the wait.

Details & Specs

100% premium carded cotton
Fabric weight: 6.5 oz./yd.² (220 g/m²)
High moisture absorbency
Unisex style with oversized fit & drop shoulders
Ribbed collar
Blank product sourced from Bangladesh.

Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years

Material & Fit

100% premium cotton.
Thick enough to survive breakdowns.
Soft enough to feel like your first heartbreak.

Oversized fit = built for layering, hiding, or making an entrance.
Unisex design, because trauma has no gender.

How It’s Made

• Printed on-demand with eco-friendly inks
• No mass production, no overstock — every piece is summoned just for you
• Original design by The Cynical Cat Coven
• Drink. Smoke. Cry cute. Wear it anyway.

Care Instructions

Machine wash cold, inside out.
Tumble dry low, or hang if you actually care.
Do not iron the print — unless chaos is your vibe.
Built to survive both washing cycles and emotional cycles.

Why You’ll Love It

Not a slogan tee.
This is wearable exorcism — sarcasm, feminist bite, and illustrated cats that feel too much.

If your wardrobe doesn’t scream yet, this tee will do it for you.

General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR)

In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR),Oak inc.andSINDEN VENTURES LIMITEDensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative atgpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at123 Main Street, Anytown, CountryorMarkou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.