TheCynicalCatCoven
Red Flags Cat Poster · Framed Dark Humor Art Print
Red Flags Cat Poster · Framed Dark Humor Art Print
✔ Free shipping to U.S., U.K. & Europe. Rest of world = calculated at checkout.
✔ Frame included, ready to hang
✔ Museum-quality matte paper
✔ 15% OFF on every piece in the Coven. Applied automatically at checkout — no code, no tricks.
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I made this cute little coat out of all your red flags."
Because some people collect stamps.
You collect warning signs and make them fashion.
This framed poster is the ultimate middle finger disguised as decor.
Equal parts petty, poetic, and perfectly unbothered.
Why You’ll Love It
Why You’ll Love It
- Not just décor: this is emotional armor for your walls.
- Printed with museum-quality standards → vibrant colors that last.
- Frame included → ready to hang, no extra hassle.
- Matte finish absorbs light and kills reflections.
- Lightweight yet durable, perfect for any space.
- Made with ayous wood from renewable forests → because chaos can be sustainable too.
These aren’t one-off products. Each illustration is a collectible piece you can curate over time across formats: framed posters, oversized tees, mugs, notebooks, and digital prints. Build a moody gallery wall, pair it with a statement tee, or let your coffee mug carry the same witchy bite. Your space and your style, speaking the same message.
Want a different format?
If you love an illustration and can’t find it in the product you want, message me on and I’ll create a custom just for you. Most format switches are possible (poster ↔ tee ↔ mug ↔ notebook ↔ digital), with a 2–6 business day turnaround.
Note: artwork itself stays true to the original; slight layout tweaks may apply to fit each product.
Shipping & Processing
Shipping & Processing
Free Shipping US/UK/EU 🤍
Processing: 2–6 business days.
Transit after dispatch:
• USA: 3–6 business days
• UK: 4–8 business days
• EU: 4–10 business days
Estimated delivery shown at checkout = processing + transit. Items may ship separately.
Returns: If your package gets lost or your item arrives damaged, message me right away and I’ll either replace it or issue a full refund.
⚠️ During Black Friday & Christmas, chaos slows everything. Order early.
Details & Specs
Details & Specs
- Print: water-based multicolor ink → sharp, bright results.
- Frame: ayous wood, 1.9 cm (0.75") thick.
- Paper: thickness 0.26 mm (10.3 mil) · weight 189 g/m².
- Front protector: Acrylite (lightweight, impact-resistant).
- Finish: matte (absorbs light).
- Technical data: brightness CIE 104%, opacity 94%.
- Accessories included → ready to hang out of the box.
- Keep away from direct sunlight → preserves color vibrancy.
- Dust gently with a soft, dry cloth → no need for potions or chemicals.
- Avoid moisture & humidity → witches love fog, posters don’t.
- Do not use glass cleaners on the Acrylite front → it scratches easily.
- Hang with included accessories only → your chaos deserves safe framing.
- Handle with care → emotional armor is tough, but not immortal.
How It’s Made
How It’s Made
- We don’t do piles of merch waiting in warehouses. We conjure each piece when you ask for it. One order = one spell.
- No mass production, no overstock — every piece is summoned just for you
- Original design by The Cynical Cat Coven
- Drink. Smoke. Cry cute. Wear it anyway.

This poster basically called me out. Love it. This is now my emotional support item.
It’s giving ‘main character in a dark indie movie’ vibes. Highly recommend if you like being judged in style.
Perfect mix of feminist rage and aesthetic vibes. If you’re hesitating, stop. Buy it.
If sarcasm was clothing, it would be this tee. This is now my emotional support item.
Love that it scares away men with podcasts when they visit. Everyone who sees it wants one now.