Framed Cat Poster Procrastinate Quote Vintage Wall Art Dark Humor

• Not just décor: this is emotional armor for your walls.
• Printed with museum-quality standards → vibrant colors that last.
• Frame included → ready to hang, no extra hassle.
• Matte finish absorbs light and kills reflections.
• Lightweight yet durable, perfect for any space.
• Made with ayous wood from renewable forests → because chaos can be sustainable too.

These aren’t one-off products. Each illustration is a collectible piece you can curate over time across formats: framed posters, oversized tees, mugs, notebooks, and digital prints. Build a moody gallery wall, pair it with a statement tee, or let your coffee mug carry the same witchy bite. Your space and your style, speaking the same message.
Want a different format?
If you love an illustration and can’t find it in the product you want, message me on and I’ll create a custom just for you. Most format switches are possible (poster ↔ tee ↔ mug ↔ notebook ↔ digital), with a 2–6 business day turnaround.
Note: artwork itself stays true to the original; slight layout tweaks may apply to fit each product.

Free Shipping US/UK/EU 🤍

Processing: 2–6 business days.
Transit after dispatch:
• USA: 3–6 business days
• UK: 4–8 business days
• EU: 4–10 business days
Estimated delivery shown at checkout = processing + transit. Items may ship separately.
Returns: If your package gets lost or your item arrives damaged, message me right away and I’ll either replace it or issue a full refund.

⚠️ During Black Friday & Christmas, chaos slows everything. Order early.

• Print: water-based multicolor ink → sharp, bright results.
• Frame: ayous wood, 1.9 cm (0.75") thick.
• Paper: thickness 0.26 mm (10.3 mil) · weight 189 g/m².
• Front protector: Acrylite (lightweight, impact-resistant).
• Finish: matte (absorbs light).
• Technical data: brightness CIE 104%, opacity 94%.
• Accessories included → ready to hang out of the box.
• Keep away from direct sunlight → preserves color vibrancy.
• Dust gently with a soft, dry cloth → no need for potions or chemicals.
• Avoid moisture & humidity → witches love fog, posters don’t.
• Do not use glass cleaners on the Acrylite front → it scratches easily.
• Hang with included accessories only → your chaos deserves safe framing.
• Handle with care → emotional armor is tough, but not immortal.

• We don’t do piles of merch waiting in warehouses. We conjure each piece when you ask for it. One order = one spell.
• No mass production, no overstock — every piece is summoned just for you
• Original design by The Cynical Cat Coven
• Drink. Smoke. Cry cute. Wear it anyway.