"I'm going out tonight. My therapist needs new material."
This framed poster is for the ones who socialize purely for trauma updates.
Equal parts sarcasm, meltdown, and decorative chaos — because therapy’s expensive, but wall art isn’t.
🖤 What you’ll get:
High-quality framed wall print (ready to hang your drama)
Iconic Cynical Cat illustration in vintage style
Printed on museum-grade matte paper
Multiple sizes available — choose yours
Thick, durable frame with clean finish
Made to emotionally destabilize your guests (in style)
Perfect for bedrooms, offices, or therapy corners.
Or as a gift for the most self-aware mess in your life.
• Ayous wood .75″ (1.9 cm) thick frame from renewable forests
• Paper thickness: 10.3 mil (0.26 mm)
• Paper weight: 189 g/m²
• Lightweight
• Acrylite front protector
• Hanging hardware included
• Blank product components in the US sourced from Japan and the US
• Blank product components in the EU sourced from Japan and Latvia
How to attach hooks on 24″ × 36″ horizontal frames:
Place each of the mounting hooks 1 inch (2.5 cm) from frame corners when hanging horizontally.
Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Oak inc. and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at 123 Main Street, Anytown, Country or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.
