TheCynicalCatCoven
Feminist Quote T Shirt Oversized Cat Sarcastic
Feminist Quote T Shirt Oversized Cat Sarcastic
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TheCynicalCatCovenThis oversized 100% cotton t-shirt makes a statement with attitude. Featuring my original cynical cat illustration, it carries the bold phrase: “The secret is having more ovaries than expectations.” printed on both the front and back.
Details that make this piece unique:
Double-sided print (front and back).
TheCynicalCatCoven branding on the left sleeve.
La Macarena woven label inside for authenticity.
Oversized fit, made with premium 100% cotton for softness and durability.
Perfect for feminist voices, sarcasm lovers, and anyone who prefers their style unapologetic.
Why You’ll Love It
Why You’ll Love It
Oversized, drop-shoulder fit = instant emotional armor.
Double-sided art: statement on the front, attitude on the back.
Signature branding: printed inner neck tag + left-sleeve mark.
Premium 220 g/m² combed cotton—soft hand, substantial weight.
Original artwork by The Cynical Cat Coven (witchy, feminist, dark humor).
Designed to last and age beautifully.
These aren’t one-off products. Each illustration is a collectible piece you can curate over time across formats: framed posters, oversized tees, mugs, notebooks, and digital prints. Build a moody gallery wall, pair it with a statement tee, or let your coffee mug carry the same witchy bite. Your space and your style, speaking the same message.
Want a different format?
If you love an illustration and can’t find it in the product you want, message me on and I’ll create a custom just for you. Most format switches are possible (poster ↔ tee ↔ mug ↔ notebook ↔ digital), with a 2–6 business day turnaround.
Note: artwork itself stays true to the original; slight layout tweaks may apply to fit each product.
Shipping & Processing
Shipping & Processing
Free Shipping US/UK/EU 🤍
Processing: 2–6 business days.
Transit after dispatch:
• USA: 3–6 business days
• UK: 4–8 business days
• EU: 4–10 business days
Estimated delivery shown at checkout = processing + transit. Items may ship separately.
Returns: If your package gets lost or your item arrives damaged, message me right away and I’ll either replace it or issue a full refund.
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Details & Specs
Details & Specs
Fit & Fabric
- Unisex oversized cut with drop shoulders, relaxed drape
- 100% combed cotton, 220 g/m² / 6.5 oz/yd²
- Ribbed crew neckline, reinforced seams
Print & Branding
- Front + back DTG print with water-based inks
- Left-sleeve mini mark for a subtle brand hit
- Printed inner neck tag (size + brand) for a tag-free feel
- Artwork is proportionally scaled by size; small placement variations may occur
Care
- Machine wash cold, inside out, gentle cycle
- Non-chlorine bleach only when needed
- Tumble dry low or hang dry
- Cool iron inside out if needed; do not iron the print
- Do not dry clean
Notes
- Colors can vary slightly from screen to fabric
How It’s Made
How It’s Made
- We don’t do piles of merch waiting in warehouses. We conjure each piece when you ask for it. One order = one spell.
- No mass production, no overstock — every piece is summoned just for you
- Original design by The Cynical Cat Coven
- Drink. Smoke. Cry cute. Wear it anyway.
