TheCynicalCatCoven
Feminist Quote T Shirt Oversized Cat Sarcastic
Feminist Quote T Shirt Oversized Cat Sarcastic
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TheCynicalCatCovenThis oversized 100% cotton t-shirt makes a statement with attitude. Featuring my original cynical cat illustration, it carries the bold phrase: “The secret is having more ovaries than expectations.” printed on both the front and back.
Details that make this piece unique:
Double-sided print (front and back).
TheCynicalCatCoven branding on the left sleeve.
La Macarena woven label inside for authenticity.
Oversized fit, made with premium 100% cotton for softness and durability.
Perfect for feminist voices, sarcasm lovers, and anyone who prefers their style unapologetic.
Shipping
Shipping
⏳ Processing: 2–5 business days (we make it just for you).
🚚 Delivery:
- U.S.: 5–9 business days
- U.K. & Europe: 6–11 business days
- Rest of world: varies by postal gods
⚠️ During Black Friday & Christmas, chaos slows everything. Order early.
It’s not Amazon Prime. It’s art. Worth the wait.
Details & Specs
Details & Specs
100% premium carded cotton
Fabric weight: 6.5 oz./yd.² (220 g/m²)
High moisture absorbency
Unisex style with oversized fit & drop shoulders
Ribbed collar
Blank product sourced from Bangladesh.
Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
Material & Fit
Material & Fit
100% premium cotton.
Thick enough to survive breakdowns.
Soft enough to feel like your first heartbreak.
Oversized fit = built for layering, hiding, or making an entrance.
Unisex design, because trauma has no gender.
How It’s Made
How It’s Made
• Printed on-demand with eco-friendly inks
• No mass production, no overstock — every piece is summoned just for you
• Original design by The Cynical Cat Coven
• Drink. Smoke. Cry cute. Wear it anyway.
Care Instructions
Care Instructions
Machine wash cold, inside out.
Tumble dry low, or hang if you actually care.
Do not iron the print — unless chaos is your vibe.
Built to survive both washing cycles and emotional cycles.
Why You’ll Love It
Why You’ll Love It
Not a slogan tee.
This is wearable exorcism — sarcasm, feminist bite, and illustrated cats that feel too much.
If your wardrobe doesn’t scream yet, this tee will do it for you.
General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR)
General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR)
In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR),Oak inc.andSINDEN VENTURES LIMITEDensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative atgpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at123 Main Street, Anytown, CountryorMarkou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.
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