TheCynicalCatCoven
Couple Cat Art Vintage Notebook Dark Humor Sarcastic
Couple Cat Art Vintage Notebook Dark Humor Sarcastic
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For those days when you're the only one functioning (barely) and everyone's brain is apparently still asleep — this notebook gets it.
Starring a visibly annoyed, emotionally unavailable anthropomorphic cat who has zero tolerance for nonsense and zero caffeine left, it’s perfect for office notes, sarcastic to-do lists, or documenting your descent into madness.
Quote: “Call me when your brain decides to show up to work.”
Soft matte cover, high-quality paper, powered by passive aggression
Use it to write down everything you wish you could say in meetings, or to emotionally evacuate between tasks.
⚫️ Perfect for burnt out managers, introverts in corporate chaos, and lovers of dry humor
Details & Specs
Details & Specs
• Covers with soft-touch coating
• Cover weight: 10.38 oz/yd² (352 g/m²)
• Page weight: 2.62 oz/yd² (89 g/m²)
• Metal wire-o binding
• 140 dotted pages
• US fulfilled notebooks measure 5.5″ × 8.5″ (13 × 21 cm)
• EU fulfilled notebooks measure 5.7″ × 8.5″ (14.5 × 21 cm)
• Blank product sourced from the US and Sweden
Shipping & Processing
Shipping & Processing
⏳ Processing: 2–5 business days (we make it just for you).
🚚 Delivery:
- U.S.: 5–9 business days
- U.K. & Europe: 6–11 business days
- Rest of world: varies by postal gods
⚠️ During Black Friday & Christmas, chaos slows everything. Order early.
It’s not Amazon Prime. It’s art. Worth the wait.
Care & Use
Care & Use
No fancy care needed — just don’t set it on fire.
Perfect for journaling your trauma, sketching chaos, or writing lists you’ll never follow.
Pages resist ghosting, but not existential dread.
How It’s Made
How It’s Made
• Printed on-demand with eco-friendly inks
• No mass production, no overstock
• Original design by The Cynical Cat Coven
• Drink. Smoke. Cry cute. Write it down.
Why You’ll Love It
Why You’ll Love It
Not another “gratitude journal.”
This is stationery for sarcastic souls and chaotic minds.
A notebook that listens, doesn’t judge, and survives being thrown across the room.
Because screaming into the void isn’t printable (yet).
General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR)
General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR)
In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Oak inc. and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at 123 Main Street, Anytown, Country or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.
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