TheCynicalCatCoven
Notebook Spiral Sarcastic Cat Quote: CALL ME WHEN YOUR BRAIN...
Notebook Spiral Sarcastic Cat Quote: CALL ME WHEN YOUR BRAIN...
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Call me when your brain decides to show up to work.
For those days when you're the only one functioning (barely) and everyone's brain is apparently still asleep — this notebook gets it.
Starring a visibly annoyed, emotionally unavailable anthropomorphic cat who has zero tolerance for nonsense and zero caffeine left, it’s perfect for office notes, sarcastic to-do lists, or documenting your descent into madness.
Quote: “Call me when your brain decides to show up to work.”
Soft matte cover, high-quality paper, powered by passive aggression
Use it to write down everything you wish you could say in meetings, or to emotionally evacuate between tasks.
⚫️ Perfect for burnt out managers, introverts in corporate chaos, and lovers of dry humor
Why You’ll Love It
Why You’ll Love It
• Hard cover durability + full-cover artwork front & back— no boring blank backs here
• Soft-touch cover with a velvety feel
• Wire-o metal binding that lays flat
• 140 dotted pages for spells, notes, and scheming
These aren’t one-off products. Each illustration is a collectible piece you can curate over time across formats: framed posters, oversized tees, mugs, notebooks, and digital prints. Build a moody gallery wall, pair it with a statement tee, or let your coffee mug carry the same witchy bite. Your space and your style, speaking the same message.
Want a different format?
If you love an illustration and can’t find it in the product you want, message me on and I’ll create a custom just for you. Most format switches are possible (poster ↔ tee ↔ mug ↔ notebook ↔ digital), with a 2–6 business day turnaround.
Note: artwork itself stays true to the original; slight layout tweaks may apply to fit each product.
Shipping & Processing
Shipping & Processing
Free Shipping US/UK/EU 🤍
Processing: 2–6 business days.
Transit after dispatch:
• USA: 3–6 business days
• UK: 4–8 business days
• EU: 4–10 business days
Estimated delivery shown at checkout = processing + transit. Items may ship separately.
Returns: If your package gets lost or your item arrives damaged, message me right away and I’ll either replace it or issue a full refund.
⚠️ During Black Friday & Christmas, chaos slows everything. Order early.
Details & Specs
Details & Specs
• Notebook size: 13 × 21 cm (5.5″ × 8.5″)
• Page weight: 89 gsm (2.62 oz/yd²)
• Cover weight: 352 gsm (10.38 oz/yd²)
• Cover thickness: 0.95 cm (0.375″)
• Paper: premium fibrous stock with clean dot grid
Wipe the cover with a dry cloth. Keep away from liquids and direct sunlight.
How It’s Made
How It’s Made
- We don’t do piles of merch waiting in warehouses. We conjure each piece when you ask for it. One order = one spell.
- No mass production, no overstock — every piece is summoned just for you
- Original design by The Cynical Cat Coven
- Drink. Smoke. Cry cute. Wear it anyway.
