TheCynicalCatCoven
Cat Poster Feminist Sarcastic Vintage Art Print
Cat Poster Feminist Sarcastic Vintage Art Print
✔ Free shipping to U.S., U.K. & Europe. Rest of world = calculated at checkout.
✔ Frame included, ready to hang
✔ Museum-quality matte paper
✔ 15% OFF on every piece in the Coven. Applied automatically at checkout — no code, no tricks.
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This vintage-inspired artwork features a stylish cat with a cigarette and cocktail, alongside the quote: “I’m fine. Just processing emotions with alcohol and nicotine like a lady.” A bold mix of sarcasm, empowerment, and retro aesthetic, perfect for those who live and laugh on their own terms.
Turn your emotions into art — sarcasm never looked this elegant.
Why You’ll Love It
Why You’ll Love It
- Not just décor: this is emotional armor for your walls.
- Printed with museum-quality standards → vibrant colors that last.
- Frame included → ready to hang, no extra hassle.
- Matte finish absorbs light and kills reflections.
- Lightweight yet durable, perfect for any space.
- Made with ayous wood from renewable forests → because chaos can be sustainable too.
These aren’t one-off products. Each illustration is a collectible piece you can curate over time across formats: framed posters, oversized tees, mugs, notebooks, and digital prints. Build a moody gallery wall, pair it with a statement tee, or let your coffee mug carry the same witchy bite. Your space and your style, speaking the same message.
Want a different format?
If you love an illustration and can’t find it in the product you want, message me on and I’ll create a custom just for you. Most format switches are possible (poster ↔ tee ↔ mug ↔ notebook ↔ digital), with a 2–6 business day turnaround.
Note: artwork itself stays true to the original; slight layout tweaks may apply to fit each product.
Shipping & Processing
Shipping & Processing
Free Shipping US/UK/EU 🤍
Processing: 2–6 business days.
Transit after dispatch:
• USA: 3–6 business days
• UK: 4–8 business days
• EU: 4–10 business days
Estimated delivery shown at checkout = processing + transit. Items may ship separately.
Returns: If your package gets lost or your item arrives damaged, message me right away and I’ll either replace it or issue a full refund.
⚠️ During Black Friday & Christmas, chaos slows everything. Order early.
Details & Specs
Details & Specs
- Print: water-based multicolor ink → sharp, bright results.
- Frame: ayous wood, 1.9 cm (0.75") thick.
- Paper: thickness 0.26 mm (10.3 mil) · weight 189 g/m².
- Front protector: Acrylite (lightweight, impact-resistant).
- Finish: matte (absorbs light).
- Technical data: brightness CIE 104%, opacity 94%.
- Accessories included → ready to hang out of the box.
- Keep away from direct sunlight → preserves color vibrancy.
- Dust gently with a soft, dry cloth → no need for potions or chemicals.
- Avoid moisture & humidity → witches love fog, posters don’t.
- Do not use glass cleaners on the Acrylite front → it scratches easily.
- Hang with included accessories only → your chaos deserves safe framing.
- Handle with care → emotional armor is tough, but not immortal.
How It’s Made
How It’s Made
- We don’t do piles of merch waiting in warehouses. We conjure each piece when you ask for it. One order = one spell.
- No mass production, no overstock — every piece is summoned just for you
- Original design by The Cynical Cat Coven
- Drink. Smoke. Cry cute. Wear it anyway.
