TheCynicalCatCoven
Notebook Spiral Sarcastic Cat Quote: MANIFEST THAT SHIT
Notebook Spiral Sarcastic Cat Quote: MANIFEST THAT SHIT
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✔ 15% OFF on every piece in the Coven. Applied automatically at checkout — no code, no tricks.
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Manifestation? Done my way.
This unapologetic notebook isn’t here for pastel affirmations or soft girl energy. It’s for the witches, rebels, and emotionally overcaffeinated beings who write their chaos into existence.
✦ Quote: “Manifest That Shit” — bold, direct, zero fluff.
✦ Perfect for journaling, spellwork, mood dumps, and passive-aggressive to-do lists.
✦ Features a badass illustrated cat who looks like she already manifested your breakdown.
Whether you're scripting spells or planning your next comeback, this spiral notebook is here to hold your rage, magic, and sarcasm — page by page.
🔮 Designed by The Cynical Cat Coven: Feminist sarcasm with fangs.
Why You’ll Love It
Why You’ll Love It
• Hard cover durability + full-cover artwork front & back— no boring blank backs here
• Soft-touch cover with a velvety feel
• Wire-o metal binding that lays flat
• 140 dotted pages for spells, notes, and scheming
These aren’t one-off products. Each illustration is a collectible piece you can curate over time across formats: framed posters, oversized tees, mugs, notebooks, and digital prints. Build a moody gallery wall, pair it with a statement tee, or let your coffee mug carry the same witchy bite. Your space and your style, speaking the same message.
Want a different format?
If you love an illustration and can’t find it in the product you want, message me on and I’ll create a custom just for you. Most format switches are possible (poster ↔ tee ↔ mug ↔ notebook ↔ digital), with a 2–6 business day turnaround.
Note: artwork itself stays true to the original; slight layout tweaks may apply to fit each product.
Shipping & Processing
Shipping & Processing
Free Shipping US/UK/EU 🤍
Processing: 2–6 business days.
Transit after dispatch:
• USA: 3–6 business days
• UK: 4–8 business days
• EU: 4–10 business days
Estimated delivery shown at checkout = processing + transit. Items may ship separately.
Returns: If your package gets lost or your item arrives damaged, message me right away and I’ll either replace it or issue a full refund.
⚠️ During Black Friday & Christmas, chaos slows everything. Order early.
Details & Specs
Details & Specs
• Notebook size: 13 × 21 cm (5.5″ × 8.5″)
• Page weight: 89 gsm (2.62 oz/yd²)
• Cover weight: 352 gsm (10.38 oz/yd²)
• Cover thickness: 0.95 cm (0.375″)
• Paper: premium fibrous stock with clean dot grid
Wipe the cover with a dry cloth. Keep away from liquids and direct sunlight.
How It’s Made
How It’s Made
- We don’t do piles of merch waiting in warehouses. We conjure each piece when you ask for it. One order = one spell.
- No mass production, no overstock — every piece is summoned just for you
- Original design by The Cynical Cat Coven
- Drink. Smoke. Cry cute. Wear it anyway.
