TheCynicalCatCoven
Black Cat Oversized T Shirt Dark Humor Cynical Feminist
Black Cat Oversized T Shirt Dark Humor Cynical Feminist
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"Sarcastic oversized t shirt with a bold feminist illustration and cynical humor for those who are tired of being underestimated. Perfect for anyone who thrives on irony and unapologetic style.
Printed on both sides for maximum impact — front and back designs that stand out wherever you go. Made from 100% cotton with eco-friendly inks to ensure durability and comfort.
Each piece carries unique branding: TheCynicalCatCoven printed on the sleeve and La Macarena on the inside tag. This is more than a shirt — it’s sarcasm you can wear proudly.
Shipping
Shipping
⏳ Processing: 2–5 business days (we make it just for you).
🚚 Delivery:
- U.S.: 5–9 business days
- U.K. & Europe: 6–11 business days
- Rest of world: varies by postal gods
⚠️ During Black Friday & Christmas, chaos slows everything. Order early.
It’s not Amazon Prime. It’s art. Worth the wait.
Details & Specs
Details & Specs
100% premium carded cotton
Fabric weight: 6.5 oz./yd.² (220 g/m²)
High moisture absorbency
Unisex style with oversized fit & drop shoulders
Ribbed collar
Blank product sourced from Bangladesh.
Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
Material & Fit
Material & Fit
100% premium cotton.
Thick enough to survive breakdowns.
Soft enough to feel like your first heartbreak.
Oversized fit = built for layering, hiding, or making an entrance.
Unisex design, because trauma has no gender.
How It’s Made
How It’s Made
• Printed on-demand with eco-friendly inks
• No mass production, no overstock — every piece is summoned just for you
• Original design by The Cynical Cat Coven
• Drink. Smoke. Cry cute. Wear it anyway.
Care Instructions
Care Instructions
Machine wash cold, inside out.
Tumble dry low, or hang if you actually care.
Do not iron the print — unless chaos is your vibe.
Built to survive both washing cycles and emotional cycles.
Why You’ll Love It
Why You’ll Love It
Not a slogan tee.
This is wearable exorcism — sarcasm, feminist bite, and illustrated cats that feel too much.
If your wardrobe doesn’t scream yet, this tee will do it for you.
General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR)
General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR)
In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR),Oak inc.andSINDEN VENTURES LIMITEDensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative atgpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at123 Main Street, Anytown, CountryorMarkou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.
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